SPOIL your child and raise a DENIER

Michael Marshall

DENIERS are not 'Anti-Science'.

Tens of thousands of my friends in the world of POPULAR SCIENCE all think so, all say so.

Over and over.

But they are all wrong.

Deniers love science - their kinda science.

It is just yours and my kind of science they loathe.

The kind of Science that says to them: "NO", "YOU CAN'T" .

"PLEASE EAT YOUR PEAS", "PLEASE TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE", "PLEASE BE NICE TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER" .

The kind of science they like is not "CAN'T" science , but "CAN" science.

"OH, DARLING YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT YOUR PEAS, IF THEY UPSET YOU SO MUCH - WE WILL MAKE YOU SOMETHING YOU LIKE".

 "JUST RUN ALONG WITH YOUR FRIENDS, DEAR, I WILL TIDY YOUR ROOM INSTEAD."

Spoil your child, dote on your child, folks, and I will guarantee that
you will raise yourself a DENIER, someone who thinks the whole world-  Hell, the whole Universe - is theirs on a platter.

Woe to any bunch of jumped-up scientists who dares deny these spoiled adults their right to despoil the Earth and then move onto new planets and asteroids to clearcut and stripmine.

These tantrum-trained mental two years olds are merely denying your right to deny them their rights to do what ever they want, when ever they want, where ever they want....